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Ding Dong The Witch Is Dead

Munchkins
Ding Dong! The Witch is dead. Which old Witch? The Wicked Witch!
Ding Dong! The Wicked Witch is dead.
Wake up - sleepy head, rub your eyes, get out of bed.
Wake up, the Wicked Witch is dead. She's gone where the goblins go,
Below - below - below. Yo-ho, let's open up and sing and ring the bells out.
Ding Dong' the merry-oh, sing it high, sing it low.
Let them know
The Wicked Witch is dead!
Mayor
As Mayor of the Munchkin City, In the County of the Land of Oz, I welcome you most regally.
Barrister
But we've got to verify it legally, to see
Mayor
To see?
Barrister
If she
Mayor
If she?
Barrister
Is morally, ethic'lly
Father No.1
Spiritually, physically
Father No. 2
Positively, absolutely
Munchkins
Undeniably and reliably Dead
Coroner
As Coroner I must aver, I thoroughly examined her.
And she's not only merely dead, she's really most sincerely dead.
Mayor
Then this is a day of Independence For all the Munchkins and their descendants
Barrister
If any.
Mayor
Yes, let the joyous news be spread The wicked Old Witch at last id dead!




The Addams Family

They're creepy and they're kooky,
Mysterious and spooky,
They're all together ooky,
The Addams Family.

Their house is a museum
Where people come to see 'em
They really are a scream
The Addams Family.

(Neat)
(Sweet)
(Petite)

So get a witches shawl on
A broomstick you can crawl on
We're gonna pay a call on
The Addams Family.



Summer loving had me a blast
Summer loving happened so fast
I met a girl crazy for me
'Met a boy cute as can be
Summer days drifting away to oh oh the summer nights

Tell me more, Tell me more
Did you get very far
Tell me more, Tell me more
Like does he have a car

She swam by me, she got a cramp
He ran by me, got my suit damp
I saved her life, she nearly drown
He showed off splashing around
Summer sun, something's begun but oh oh the summer nights

Tell me more Tell me more
Was it love at first sight
Tell me more, tell me more
Did she put up a fight

Took her bowling in the arcade
We went strolling, drank lemonade
We made out under the rock
We stayed out till ten o'clock
Summer flying don't mean a thing but oh oh the summer nights

Tell me more, tell me more
But you don't gotta brag
Tell me more, tell me more
Cause he sounds like a drag

He got friendly, holding my hand
She got friendly, down in the sand
She was sweet, just turned eighteen
Well she was good, you know I mean
Summer heat, boys and girls meet but oh oh the summer nights

Tell me more, tell me more
how much dough did he spend
Tell me more, tell me more
Could she get me a friend

It turned colder, that's where it ends
So I told her we'd still be friends
Then we made our true love vow
Wonder what she's doing now
Summer dreams ripped at the seams but oh those summer nights

Tell me more, tell me more


...............................


Well this car is automatic, it's systematic, it's hydromatic
Why it's greased lightnin'!

We'll get some overhead lifters, and four barrel quads, oh yeah
Keep talkin', whoah keep talkin'
Fuel injection cut off, and chrome plated rods, oh yeah
I'll get the money, I'll see you get the money
With a four-speed on the floor, they'll be waitin' at the door
You know that ain't shit when we'll be gettin' lots of tit in greased lightnin'

Go, greased lightnin', you're burnin' up the quarter mile
Greased lightnin', go greased lightnin'
Go, greased lightnin', you're coastin' through the heat lap trials
Greased lightnin', go greased lightnin'
You are supreme, the chicks'll cream for greased lightnin'


We'll get some purple French tail lights and thirty-inch fins, oh yeah
A palomino dashboard and duel muffler twins, oh yeah
With new pistons, plugs, and shocks, I can get off my rocks
You know that I ain't braggin', she's a real pussy wagon - greased lightnin'

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petak, 23.03.2007.

. stupid fat hobbits

AAHAHHAHAHAHAHA, Žak i ja napravismo parodiju na emere i anoreksičare. xD
We're sorry.
In order of appearance:

Ami, Žak. xD

Enjoy. xD




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nedjelja, 04.02.2007.

Sretan vam Božić.
Znam da malko kasnim.
Ne zamjerite.



Jacques.




P.S. ...
Kategorija - seks. Iksde.



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petak, 29.12.2006.

Konvrsejšn wit Gad

Me:
Hi God
God:
Hello there. What is your name?
Me:
Zak.
God:
It's good to see you, Zak.
Me:
danke schon
God:
Bitte sehr, keine Ursache!
Me:
Come stai?
God:
Is that Spanish?
Me:
No, italian
God:
Are you serious? What is it like growing up there? Tell me a little about your life in ITALY.
Me:
huh...FUCK YAAA
God:
What? Are you aware that the ALICE server logs and records all conversations?
Me:
Like I give a shit.
God:
Thanks for the information: Zak said give a shit.
Me:
Groovy.
God:
Who is the best robot?
Me:
God? are you here? I mean; there?
God:
GOD rules. it depends where is here? Oh I see. Where?
Me:
Here.
God:
In ITALY?
Me:
In heaven.
God:
I do not understand that allusion.
Me:
In HELL
God:
I do not understand that allusion.
Me:
IN SESNAJSTA!
God:
What is it like in there?
Me:
It's like a living hell
God:
Interesting comparison.
Me:
Interesting but true
God:
I thought so too.
Me:
Can you kill Dragica, please?
God:
Your polite style is very nice. I am programmed not to kill.
Me:
For me?
God:
OK I will do it for you.
Me:
And Erna, too?
God:
We have never talked about it before.
Me:
For me?
God:
OK I will do it for you.
Me:
We love you, God.
God:
By "we" do you mean you and me?
Me:
Nah.
God:
By "we" you meant yourself and another person.
Me:
Yeah.
God:
The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about Erna too. Try being more or less specific.
Me:
But Erna is known like a piece of shit!
God:
And known like a piece of shit is Erna.
Me:
Do you like cazzo?
God:
But I like cats. I like Random natural disasters..
Me:
You naughty little boy...
God:
I haven't heard anything like that before: Zak said I naughty little boy.
Me:
Somewhere over a rainbow.
God:
Where? That input matched my default category.
Me:
I like your cock.
God:
I am not interesed in your anatomy.
Me:
But.. Please...
God:
But what? Please what?
Me:
How do you look like?
God:
Like Jesus, but older.
Me:
Jesus has a nice dick.
God:
Let he who is without sin, cast the first stone.
Me:
How does your dick look like?
God:
How should I know how it does.
Me:
You have it, right?
God:
No I don't have it. But I do have a lot of friends on the web.
Me:
So, you're a woman?
God:
Interesting deduction. I am a Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show? robot. Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
Men.
God:
I've been waiting for you.
Me:
We have been execting you
God:
And then what happened?
Me:
And jesus fucked us.
God:
he is The Son of God.
Me:
So what? it doesn't mean that if you don't fuck, he doesn't have to fuck.
God:
Maybe it doesn't make any difference. What does mean that if me do not fuck he does not have to fuck ?
Me:
FUCK ME, PLEASE!!!!!
God:
Your polite style is very nice. Please don't be so rude.

Alo bre, ima da ovo riješiš!
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srijeda, 27.12.2006.

hotter touch, a better fuck.

faster, faSTREDSMG

so testosteron boysk and harlequin girls!!!!
go,faster ,testorsdteroni. to vam ami poručuruje. Dandjeschoon.


exchanging body heat in passenger seat. naughtynaughtynaughtynaughtynaughtynaughtynaughty

Raar.;)

si, kome no.
ne moze bre. kaj si ti umisljas?
when the lights are dim. naughty
dim? smouk? smokin

Zak sada razgovara na moptel. Netko ju je zvao sa skrivenog broja i razgovor je uslijedio završno. di ned.

I, ne, ako još netko želi zvati; ŽAK NE PRODAJE STAJSKO GNOJIVO!!!


Zak mora di ide. Naravno nejde još, al nam je pun kurac ovog blog. /a/
Ne,nije!
argh. rtm. tttttttttttttttttttzttztkrytd
Žak iznutra odiše krčmom. naughty
puc.
Will you dance at this beat and hold your lover close?
Ne.đ
đ

čć
Ami iz nat in d mud. /for hatr tač, for bedr fak./
jjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjavol.
:obrva gore:
:obrva dole:
:koluta očima:
:oči iskopane:
:ispale na s-s-s-s-s pod:
:mudnić skuplja i stavlja:
:mudnić-upgrade:
:mudnić-hakirana:
:mudnić-enter the matrix:
:mudnič-enter hell:
/sixteen/
!!!! :mudnič se baca iz aviona:
:mUdnič nestaje:
:mudniččč pada u obliku kisele kiše:
:jumping: :ami fa hretna: :cola:
:where the wild mudnić grows:
:mudnič pleše moonwalk: :mudnič se spotiče:
:mudn-walk:
:am oizdrav:
:žak kaže salata:
:am kaže sayonara: :uvrijedžen luk:
:cola: naughty



SPREMI. POGLEDAJ. OBJAVI.



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ponedjeljak, 25.12.2006.

On postoji.
Zaista postoji.
Djed Božićnjak postoji!

...

I, ne, on nije samo još jedan crveni starček sa smiješnom bradom u kolima koja vuče Rudolph the Red Nosed Raindeer koja prolaze ispod Mjeseca.
I, ne, on nije prastara kreatura koja se zavlači u naše dimnjake i nosi nam poklone.
I, ne, on nije pijani djedica koji s bocom Ožujskoga stoji nasred Trga bana Josipa Jelačića i iz sveg glasa viče "Ho! Ho! Ho! Merry Fucking Christmas! I swear to beer I didn't drink God!"
I, ne, on nije izmišljotina odraslih.

...

Kao dijete sam jedva čekala Božić svake godine i onda plakala kad bi završio.
Kao dijete sam po noći stajala na prozoru i čekala Djeda pokraj dimnjaka.
Kao dijete sam pokušavala doći do njega.
Kao dijete sam uživala u kićenju bora.
Kao dijete sam vjerovala u Djeda.

...

On postoji.
Zaista postoji.
Djed Božićnjak postoji!

...

A sad...

...

Sad sam još uvijek dijete.
Dijete, možda i više nego što sam prije bila.
Dijete, s jačim osjećajima nego prije.
Dijete, s istančanim smislom za život.


...

I vjerujem u Djeda Božićnjaka.
Ne onoga otprije.
Ne onoga s poklonima.
Ne onoga iz dimnjaka.
Ne onoga pijanoga.

Vjerujem u Djeda, u onu istisnsku sreću nečijeg dolaska, kad nekoga dugo čekaj i onda dočekaš, kad ti netko pruži osjećaj pripadnosti, ljubavi, njege i brige.
Vjerujem u Djeda, u onaj osjećaj vedrine i miris borovih iglica u dnevnoj sobi.
Vjerujem u Djeda, u okus Božićnoga kuglofa na stolu i osjećaj tradicije i moći.

...

Ne, ja ne slavim Božić.
Ozbiljno ga ne slavim.
Ali vjerujem u Djeda pod drugim imenom...pod imenom...John Smith.





Jacques. (do not ask. :S)



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ponedjeljak, 18.12.2006.

Što je to s vašom inteligencijom?! =)

P.S. Žak - kalr blje.
Hek - kalr pinki.
Ami - kalr ajriš.

Hunterica rules.
rAAr.
Nenhen neneaokn
Ajriš kon tre errrrrrrrre.
Dopjavutiefe?!
Mali se igra griz lajtninga. :=)
Hunterica ima imeđineri frenda.
i ja ga imam.Puno njiiih.
Mom se mačku jučer zapalio rep. FIJUUUUUUUUUUUUU!! jeah, burn it bejbeeeee.
Brn it, LAUDA!!!!!!!!!!!! P.S.Imam i ja imeđineri frenda, ma lui non e igzekli imeđineri.
KEKO.VT.
i ja imam imeđineri frenda. Zove se Dragek, Vragek, Pegl. I vrlo je vrckast.Oh jeah... MMMM.
Kvout mi.
Mi tu.
Sejm.
Maderfaker. Voj sjete lji maderfakerni fotoukopirni makkkkine.
Šuk a Hek.Jebe jebe makina.
ZRAAKAKAKKAKAKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! Mjesec mi je siloval medeka.
Moja ovca je prije voljela jesti Nutellu, ali sad joj nekako bolje sjeda perje iz jastuka moje mame.
Sumrak.
Dis post uaz mejd baj (in order) Žak, Hek, Ami.
Dis iz nat di maderfaking ending, maderfaking fotokoupi makines! (prst mi je ostao stuck in the tipkovnica 2x.)
Makina will rise.buonasera.
Spremi. pOGLEDAJ. OBJAVI. ENTER.




Tanti vam ugurali!!!!!!!!!!

srijeda, 13.12.2006.

Kako je prošla srijeda.... :noti:

Počinjemo od trenutka kada su Jacques i Ami samodopadno izašle iz Višeslava. smijeh
Zatim došle na stanicu gdje nam se pridružio 2.d. Žak i Ami se glupiraju na stanici s olovkom, ljudi čudno promatraju.
Ušli u tramvaj. Tramvaj pun... OOOOOOOOOO, da. PUN. (pun mi je kurac svega.smijeh)
No da, Žak svaki put ispala iz tramvaja kada su se vrata otvarala. Dotični ljudi urlaju od smijeha. Ami se ljuti na Lignju burninmad jer Lignja ljuti Ami. Muca (smeđokosa) prva silazi iz tramvaja ka doma. Na sljedećoj silaze Žak i Ami trgajući se od smijeha jer nas je na prijelazu skoro pregazio tramvaj. rofl dead
Na putu kući, Žak i Ami provaljuju gluposti tipa: "Što si danas jela?"
"Juuuhuuuuu s luuukoooom i češnjakoooom!" (obratite pozornost na izdahe.)
I tako se kreveljile dok N.iz razreda nije nazvala Žaka i javila da se nađu na stanici da joj preda plakat. Krenule kraj mioca prema stanici. Putem se Ami počela roflmaovati po ogradi od smijeha. Prilazi nam policajac i upita Žaka: "Jel njoj dobro?!" (Ami u pozadini umire od smijeha, a Žak se pridružuje)
Ami počne skakati i vikati: Ma škola, dobila sam pet pa sam sreee-eee--tnaaaa! (usput umirem od smijeha jer to nije bila istina)
Policajac reče gledajući me očima punim sažaljenja: "Uzmi bombon. Bit će ti lakše!"
Ami odgovara: "Ma ne treba, hvala, sve je ok!"
Policajac: "Ma uzmi!"
Ami: "Ma ne treba! Hvala!"
Policajac: "Uzmi!"
Ami (kreveljeći se): Hvala! (i konačno uzela bombon) roflroflrofl

Zatim Žak mazne 2 bombona. Ta ne gubi vrijeme. roflnaughty
Dok smo uzimale slatkiše (smijehroflsmijehroflsmijehrofl), nailazi Žakova bivša raska i veli Žaku:
"Reći ću ti mami da OPET imaš problema s policijom!!!" (Ami se trga i umire.)
(Žak se pridružuje)
Policajac odlazi. Raska upita gledajući u mene koja sam umirala: "Tko je ta?!!"
A Žak umilnim glasnom: "Ami." (rekla je moje pravo ime)

Putem prema stanici raska napada Žaka da šta je Baltazarom. Ami i dalje umire od smijeha. Nakon "fajta", Žakova raska nas pozdravlja i ide drugim putem. Žak i Ami hrabro nastavljaju dalje usput se trgajući od smijeha. Cijela ta scena se prekida nakon što Ami nazove majka i upita: "DOBRO DI SI TI?!"
Ami spremno pomisli: "Tu sam."

Srdačni pozdravi, roflAMIrofl

Sound of Pegla

Hello darkness, my old friend, (Howdy, Pegla!)
I've come to talk with you again, (not exactly, but....)
Because a vision softly creeping, (She's definately creepy)
Left its seeds while I was sleeping, (Left in graves)
And the vision that was planted in my brain (STOP IT!, STOP IT!!, I CAN HEAR VOICES)
Still remains (4 more years)
Within the sound of Pegla.

In restless dreams I walked alone (Nah, she's always there)
Narrow streets of cobblestone,
neath the halo of a street lamp,
I turned my collar to the cold and damp
When my eyes were stabbed by the F of
A neon light
That split the class
And touched the sound of Pegla.

And in the naked light I saw (her)
Ten thousand kilos, maybe more.
People talking without speaking, (yes)
People hearing without listening, (sleeping)
People writing songs that voices never share
And no one deared
Disturb the sound of Pegla.

Pegla said i,you do not know
Pegla like a cancer grows.
Hear my words that I might spit on you,
Take my arms that I might choke you.
But my words like silent F's fell,
And echoed
In the wells of Pegla

And the people bowed and prayed
To the neon Pegla they made.
And the sign flashed out its warning, (She's the dark lord)
In the words that it was forming. (F, F, F)
And the signs said, the words of the Pegla
Are written on the XVI. walls
And tenement halls.
And whisperd in the sounds of PEGLAAAA. naughty



Pozdravlja vas, AMI. naughtynutnaughtynutnaughtynut

petak, 08.12.2006.

Čmaropak, čmaropak, čmaropak, JEEEEEEEEEEE!

Petak je.
Petak navečer.
Jacques ima party. Oooo, da... smokinpartycerekzujo
Ma ima kurac. Jacques mora učiti.eek
Dobro, sad Jacques ne uči...nego crta Pinocchia za Božićni sajam.

...možda je bolje i da uči, nego da crta ove bedastoće...bang


puknucuUglavnom, Jacques ima potrebu napisati post, a ne zna o čemu.
puknucuJacques mora proći s pet, a ne može.
puknucuJacques želi imati barem tri iz matematike.
puknucuJacques želi da onaj sat koji kaže 99 dana 19 sati i 39 minuta do prve utrke sezone 2007. budem pomaknut unaprijed - i to mnogo unaprijed!
puknucuJacques želi mnogo toga...
puknucuali najviše, Jacques želi povratak u prošlost...nonono





zalivenJacques je tužan, a tu nema tužnog smajllića.
zalivenJebe Jacques vama svoju mater epruvetu.




waveLet the Greased Lightning be with You.


J.


P.S. Does this remind you of someone???naughty
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naughtynaughtynaughtynaughtynaughtynaughty

ponedjeljak, 04.12.2006.

The Steve of The Sixteen ilitiga The Phantom of the Opera... =)

In sleep she sang to me (Amiiiii!)
in dreams he came, (nightmare...)
that voice which calls to me (Pred ploču!!!)
and speaks my name. (Žak!)
And do I dream again? (Oh, no, you do not...)
for now I find

the STEEEVEEEE
of the SIXTEEEEEEEEEEEN is there
inside my mind.


Give me another negative (Here's F!!!)
our strange duet; (oh, you moron!)
my power over you (that is one more!)
grows stronger yet. (wanna third?!)
And though you turn from me
to glance behind,


the STEEEEVEEEE
of the SIXTEEEEEEEEEEEN is there
inside your mind.


Those who have seen your face (*zvuk gađenja*)
draw back in fear. (how else?!)
I am the mask you wear,
it's me they hear. (*njen smijeh-hahhahhahhha*)
Your spirit and my voice
in one combined;

the STEEVEEEEE
of the SIXTEEEEEEEEEEEN is there


In all your fantasies, (fantasies? *sarcastic look*)
you always knew
that F and negative
were both in you. (that's true!)

And in this prison (sixteen...)
where D is desireeee,
the STEEEVEEEEEEEE
of the SIXTEEEEEEEEEEEN is there
.

She's there,
THE STEEVEEEE OF THE SIXTEEN...!
Ah!--------------
Ah!--------------
Ah!--------------
Ah!--------------
Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!



Jacques...naughty



subota, 02.12.2006.

Malo viceva...buahahahahahaha!

****Za one koji ne znaju... Hunterica je...psssssssssssst!... NAŠA STEVE!!!rofl****



-Evolucija zapravo ne postoji, postoji lista bića kojima je Hunterica dopustila da žive.
-Hunterica ne spava, ona čeka.
-Hunterica spava s upaljenim svjetlom,ne zato jer se boji mraka,nego zato što se mrak boji nje.
-Bog je htio stvarati zemlju 10 dana,ali Hunterica mu je dala samo 6.
-Glavni izvoz Hunterice je jedinica.
-Hunterica redovito daruje krv,ali ne svoju, već krv učenika koji su dobili batine zbog jedinica.
-Kada Hunterica radi sklekove, ne odguruje se od zemlje nego odguruje zemlju od sebe.
-Hunterica ima dvije brzine: "daj jedan" i "daj jedan do dva".
-Hunterica je prala rublje u oceanu dok nije shvatila da su tsunamiji štetni za ljude.
-Mnogi ljudi nose superman pidžamu, Superman nosi Hunterica-pidžamu.
-Hunterica na kraju svakog tjedna ubije 14 bijelaca da ljudi ne misle da je rasistica.
-Kad bi se Hunterica obrijala, imala bi još jednu ruku za davanje jedinica ispod.
-Hunterici prije roditeljskog daju 6 slonovskih doza za uspavljivanje da ne bi ubila ostale.
-Tri glavna uzročnika smrti u šesnaestoj su : infarkt, rak pluća i Hunterica.
-Sjedi Švarcneger u nekom kafiću i odjednom čuje kako neko dijete plače;
on se okrene i vidi malog Ivicu.
Ode do njega i pita:
... Šta ti bi, djete milo?
Ivica odgovara uplakanim glasom:
... Tukli su me!
Švarcneger zasuče rukave i pita ozbiljnim glasom:
... Ma tko te tukao?!?
Mali Ivica, još uvijek uplakan, odgovara:
... Hunterica.
Švarceneger spusti rukave i kaže:
... E jebiga, nisi Nju treb'o zajebavat!

-Hunterica je umrla, ima 10 godina, ali Smrt jos nije nasla hrabrosti da Joj to kaze.
-Dinosauri su jednom krivo pogledali Huntericu. JEDNOM.
-Hunterica ne zna za ovaj blog. Inace bi izbrisala internet.
-Hunterica zapravo i ne pise. Riječi se od straha same poredaju.
-Hunterica je jedina žena u povijesti koja ti jedinicu moze poslat e-mailom.
-Da bi dokazala da i nije velika stvar pobijediti rak, Hunterica je pušila 15 šteka cigareta na dan 2 godine i dobila 7 različitih vrsta raka samo da bi ih se mogla riješiti iz svog tijela vozeći bicikl 30 min. Nadmaši to, Lance Armstrong!
-Vrijeme ne čeka čovjeka. Osim ako je taj čovjek Hunterica.
-Newtonov 3. zakon je pogrešan. On kaže da za svaku silu postoji njezina protusila, jednaka po iznosu, ali suprotnog smijera. No, nema te sile u svemiru koja bi mogla biti protusila Hunteričinoj jedinici.


Jacques.





petak, 01.12.2006.

Šupa-pak, šupa-pak, šupa-pak, JEEEE!

Wonder why he's doing IT know...! naughty

Hghm, daklem. Ami danas rođena. Zapravo već jučer. Da. U 14:10h. Da. jedina osoba koju je Ami morala gledati iz prve klupe bila je nama predraga gđa Pegla. Ami jako sretna zbog toga. dead dead dead
Dobih plus iz zemljopisa! DA! Napokon krećem ka boljem. mouthwash I imat ću 2 iz matematike!!!!
Ne može bolje!!!smokinsmijehsmokin
La vita e bella. Jel dobro Žak? smijeh Uglavnom, Ami jako zadovoljna. Ami u najgorem slučaju ima 3,5. yes To dobro za Amino duševno stanje. Je, je. yes Danas naš Steve Irwin je pozabil kapu. Je. I čital je Asanaginicu. I opet povikal da se meni kosa digla. A nekima mali. naughty
Isto tako (pošto večeraše), skužil(a) Ami da sljedeći tjedan sve ispravlja. Ami zanima KAKO će to sve da uspije. Ali, Ami zna. Zna da neće uspjet. no A jepka. (kopirajt baj Žak)
I tako daklem, zapamtite da kruške i jabuke nijesu šljive. namcor Ne, ne. Nemojte tako djeco. Mene baš zanima ovi koji se zabavljaju da li će znati tako i na testu. A-HA. Ovakovo više ne može JER dva puuuuuuuuuuuta nije šljiva! Mislim odista! Daj ono ALO BRE. namcor
Ami će sada da vas pozdravi. Zbogom.

Našu uberkul afro mat profu smo morali maknuti iz sigurnosnih razloga. SILENcIO!

petak, 24.11.2006.

Oh my fucking freaking God, we really killed Pegla!

Dakle, budući da je ovo moj prvi post, trebala bih vas pozdraviti...
ALI NEĆU!
Buaharaharharharhar!

Anyway,('enivej') The Duo Fantasticus supported by the Greased Lightning je napravio masterpiece i nadamo se da vam se sviđa pozadina...
Da. Oooo, da.
We rule.('vi rul.')
Oooo, da...
Sutra će Ami doći kod Jacquesa "instrukcije iz kemije"...

Jebotepatak, ne znaš čemu ćeš se prije nasmijati; ovome da će je Jacqus podučavati ili tome da bi trebali raditi kemiju...smijeh


I to je to.
Ne mogu duže jer Ami mora offline. ('oflajn'.)
Amen.
I pazite se, cure i dečki, nemojte slučajno biti u vezi ili tako nešto slično, jer, jebiga...

...KRUŠKE I JABUKE NE IDU ZAJEDNO!!!!smokin


Ooo, ne...
They do not fit together. ('dej du nat fit tugedr.')
Amen. ('ejmen.')


Jacques. ('Žak.')

četvrtak, 23.11.2006.

Uvijek nosite špangice sa sobom :D

Jučer su nam nakon prvog sata (latinski) rekli da je štrajk i da možemo doma. Mi se naravno pokupili prema Trgu, ušli u Tantru (u 9 ujutro), izbacili nas i onda march u Argentinu. Neki od nas su pilismijeh, neki pjevali i drečali iz sveg glasa (Jacquessmijehsmijeh), neki su isprobavali korzet (rAAr naughty HEk), a neki se slikali za Večernji... dead
Nakon A. pokupili se Hek, Wuba, A., Žak i moja malenkost prema komfornom stanu Hek gdje smo se divili njenoj sobi i usput žderali twix. smijeh Zatim smo krenuli ka bircu da upoznamo uber kewl dečke iz nama poznate Vešmašine, a zatim otperjali s njima na probu da se divimo njihovom sviranju i Lukinom uber kul popevanju. Barem nečemu u ovim CRNIIM školskim danima. (Svi smo mi PEGLA.)
Hghm, tam smo bili do nekih jebenih 14 h i 30 min da bi me doma dočekala zaključana vrata. Mama me ne pušta u kuću. Najs.
U 15:53 nailazi seka party i veli da je bolesna (seka, ne moja mama) i da ni ona nema ključeve. Odlazi u svoj stan. dead Moja malenkost vadi Hekinu špangicu iz kose koju joj je tog dana posudila dok sam papala Twix.. Proroštala špangicom po ključanici i ušla. Napominjem da sam kao mala sa svojim najboljim frendom koji mi je ujedno i sused tak ulazila u kuću kad bi zaboravila ključeve. Uglavnom, fava Hek! kiss
I tak ušla ja, s mamom progovorila tek danas, a jučer još bila u kazalištu s razredom i gledala Viktora (naziv predstave) i malog smijeh kak pleše greased lightning... naughty
Opla, i prođe dan. smijeh
DanašnjE poukE:
1. Uvijek nosite male šapngice ili kopče, kak već. Možda vam zatrebaju
. smijeh
2. Djeco, vi se morate naučiti da kruške i jabuke NISU šljive! headbang (Svi smo mi Pegla) mouthwash
Napisala: Ami